🌙 My Seven Dream Jobs (and What I’d Wear to Each)

🌙 My 7 Dream Jobs (and What I’d Wear to Each)

If I could rewrite my career path using pure imagination, cozy nostalgia, and a dash of witchy chaos, these are the five dream jobs I’d absolutely claim in another timeline. Consider this your guide to pairing fantasy careers with vintage-inspired outfits. Made for people who live a little off-beat, love to mix vintage inspired with ACTUAL vintage, and those who find beauty in the strange, familiar, and a little kitsch.

Because honestly? Half the fun of dreaming is dressing the part.

1. Crow Lady

Professional bird whisperer handling crow diplomacy and seed-based negotiations.
Outfit: The Naiad Goth Maxi Dress layered under the Retro-Glam Swing Fur Coat. A darkly refined look, equal parts winter witch and forest sovereign, impossible for any crow to ignore.

2. Archivist of Lost ’90s Girlhood

Curator of sticker books, VHS tapes, Delia’s catalogs, and chaotic bedroom-door collages.
Outfit: Sweet Heart Missy Dress topped with the Strawberry Cat Cardigan— a scholarly, nostalgia-coded look worthy of a ’90s time capsule.

3. Cat Cottage Innkeeper

Host to an enchanted woodland B&B filled with cats, critters, and obscure indie music.
Outfit: Mushroom About Town Jumpsuit — a cozy, quirky-print piece that pairs naturally with cat hair, warm tea, and a porch rocking chair.

4. Dream Realm Cartographer

Mapping nightmares, cozy worlds, and the weird liminal hallways from childhood dreams.
Outfit: The Cider Spice Wide-Leg Pants with the Parlor Poet Blouse — soft, surreal layering perfect for traveling between dimensions.

5. Librarian of Enchanted Objects

Keeper of cursed mirrors, mysterious keys, and overdramatic spellbooks.
Outfit: The bow-accent popover blouse tucked into the Time Capsule Tulle Midi Skirt — ethereal enough for magic, polished enough for cataloging artifacts that bite. Pair it with the Lost in Love Bell Sleeve Top and you're ready to get lost in pages of magic and wanderlust. 

6. Highway Rest-Stop Folklorist

You collect ghost stories that live between highway exits, documenting what flickers under fluorescent lights at 2 a.m.
Outfit: The 60's Daisy Midi Dress — a cheery, "go where the wind takes you," boho, romantic piece ideal for long drives, liminal spaces, and the occasional apparition.

7. Paranormal Podcast Host

You spend your nights interviewing ghosts, skeptics, and that one caller who always hears whispers in their attic.
Outfit: The Aura Party Dress — moody shimmer that reads beautifully on camera, especially when the studio lights… don’t behave. Add a pair of the Chocolaticas® Mid Heels Black Tudor Women's Mary Jane Pump.

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