Witch Please Shirt
For everyone whose eye-roll has its own zip code. This hand-drawn design pairs a dramatically tilted witch hat with the only two words some situations deserve — maximum sass, zero apologies, full spooky season energy. Wear it to the pumpkin patch, the group chat meetup, or any gathering where the nonsense needs to know you see it. Soft unisex fit runs true to size for men and a little relaxed for women. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, stay where you are for relaxed.
- Bella + Canvas 3001
- 100% ring-spun cotton, preshrunk
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low.
- Original design by Artist Alyssa Ostroff
- Printed in the USA
- Every order supports the 988 Lifeline and The Trevor Project.
Shipping & Returns
Processing time for most shipping methods is 1 - 3 business days prior to shipment. Times may vary based on order volume around holidays and large sitewide promos.
Once an order has been placed it can't be changed or canceled. In the event of a return, any applied discount/coupon is forfeited and may not be re-used. Final sale items are not returnable.
We hope you love what you ordered! But in case you don't, we will accept returns or exchanges (exclusions apply) of unused items in unwashed, unworn condition. The original tag must be attached and the original plastic bag with product barcode must be included with your return. Requests must be opened in our Loop Returns Portal within 30 days of the order's original delivery date to be eligible for refund, store credit*, or exchange*.
*For more information, please review our Shipping & Return Policies.
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